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Celluloid Ceremonies: 2010 Academy Awards

March 7th 2010 11:41
One of The Most Predictable Years Yet by Linh

By now, most people would have heard or seen who won what at which awards ceremony during the awards season earlier this year.
There is already a list of clear winners out of the list of this year’s Oscar nominees in the major categories.

Best Picture: The Hurt Locker or Avatar
Best Director: Kathryn Bigelow or James Cameron
Best Leading Actress: Sandra Bullock
Best Leading Actor: Jeff Bridges
Best Supporting Actress: Mo’Nique
Best Supporting Actor: Christoph Waltz

What if there were to be some surprise upsets during this year’s ceremony that completely invalidated or ran against the flow of all the previous awards such as the Golden Globes, the Screen Actors’ Guild and the Critics’ Choice Awards?

What I would love to see at this year’s Academy Awards:

Co-hosts Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin have an onscreen and unscripted dispute spill over to off-stage animosity. That’s what happens if you adlib and it turns nasty.

Sandra Bullock and Carey Mulligan tie for Best Leading Actress and both engage in onstage lip-to-lip action after their acceptance speeches. Sandra Bullock brings along her Razzie Award she recently won a few days ago and introduces it to her Oscar.

District 9 wins Best Picture and the award is accepted by two scary crustacean-humanoids. Their acceptance speeches are translated with English subtitles appearing on the screen.

Jeremy Renner wins the Best Leading Actor award for The Hurt Locker and his acceptance speech is in the form of a song, which he sings while playing the piano. He’s also a really talented musician as seen in an episode of the talk-show 'The View' when he appeared as a guest.

Mo’Nique is so excited to win her very first Academy Award that she runs towards the stage, slips in her high heels, and injures herself before she makes it to the stage. The presenters quickly bring her Oscar down to where she is laying on the floor and she makes her acceptance speech there. Sometimes “break a leg” is not always good luck. Mo’Nique is fine and she recovers within a few days after the incident.

When Up is announced as Best Animated Feature, the director, producer and the writer descend from the ceiling with hundreds of coloured balloons attached to their body.

The four hour broadcast finishes on time.

Congratulations to Sandra Bullock on winning the Golden Raspberry Award for Worst Actress:



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